Somebody needs to send a memo to whoever is doing PR for the Olsen twins that there's only so much bilge the public will continue to swill when it comes to antics of two Hollywood has-beens.Yesterday we were treated to the disturbing "news" that Ashley and 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong were now an item after being spotted swapping spit at some Manhattan hot spot I'd never heard of. As MJD noted yesterday, Armstrong needs to be a little more careful about where he's seen these days and with whom. That's if it's actually true.
But now, just 24 hours later -- what an incredible coincidence!!! -- we're supposed to believe that the other available twin, Mary-Kate, is following in the footsteps of one of her former Full House co-stars by hooking up with New York Rangers bad boy Sean Avery.
Now, for all of this to be true, we'd have to believe that Avery and Armstrong -- and what a double date that would be -- had traded in Sheryl Crow and Elisha Cuthbert for the Olsen twins.
Sorry, No Photos
Previously on FanHouse:
The Debriefing: Grady Little is Expendable
Cuthbert and Avery Split Up
Wedding Bells for Elisha Cuthbert and Sean Avery?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
11-02-2007 @ 10:03PM
rob said...
If it was a PR stunt I think they would come up with somebody a little more famous than Sean Avery.
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11-02-2007 @ 11:11PM
Cupster33 said...
Sean does like his sticks.
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11-03-2007 @ 4:08AM
cjrbans said...
We are in England & are at the same hotel that Lance Armstrong is staying, they are filming a commercial. It was funny to read he was state side, as we eat down-stairs for brunch nearly every day, he's with a crew & being photographed as well. Get a life someone! Dr Bugs
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11-03-2007 @ 4:09AM
cjrbans said...
We are in England & are at the same hotel that Lance Armstrong is staying, they are filming a commercial. It was funny to read he was state side, as we eat down-stairs for brunch nearly every day, he's with a crew & being photographed as well. Get a life someone! Dr Bugs
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11-03-2007 @ 5:28AM
STEVE said...
LIKE WHO CARES WHO THEY DATE.....THEY WOULD BE CHEAP TO FEED ANYWAY
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11-03-2007 @ 5:30AM
Hollywood Ron said...
You sound bitter. You DO realize she's worth nearly a billion dollars, right?
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11-03-2007 @ 11:27AM
S321 said...
I guess my question to the critics, would you say the same thing to an article saying the same things about Paris Hilton. If you must compare....At least the Twins have and had a career. They actually know how to do things and earn money. They have gone off the deep end a few times, but seem to be coming out of it well. Paris has NEVER wanted for money or limos or free trips around the world..ever. She hasnt done a thing (you cant call that farce tv thing any kind of skill..it was just Paris acting her normal stupid self with off camera prompts time and time and time again) in her life that has helped anyone except herself.
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11-04-2007 @ 5:28PM
floridian said...
cjrbans wrote on Nov. 3:
"We are in England & are at the same hotel that Lance Armstrong is staying, they are filming a commercial. It was funny to read he was state side, as we eat down-stairs for brunch nearly every day, he's with a crew & being photographed as well. Get a life someone! Dr Bug"
Gee, it's amazing how Lance was in England on Saturday making a movie and then today, Sunday, he runs a 2:46 marathon in NYC!
Lance Gunderson's waterboys are in denial!
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11-05-2007 @ 2:48PM
Don said...
Funny, if Armstrong is in London (or was Saturday), then who ran the NYC Marathon yesterday?
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11-05-2007 @ 3:23PM
D said...
who frigin CARES if she is worth a billion dolars, you realize he is almost 25 years older than her? dumb asses
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11-05-2007 @ 4:32PM
maylan said...
Those twins are has beens, as most of the other LaLa Land h-s. They are not worth posting, and AOL ..WHERE IS THE REAL NEWS?
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11-05-2007 @ 4:33PM
Caitlin said...
Everyone thought Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes hooking up was a PR stunt, too....
They're sisters...one always has to have what the other one does... and they have the means to make that happen...
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11-05-2007 @ 4:47PM
Lisa said...
The writer of this article sounds a bit bitter and jealous the way he is coming down so hard.
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11-05-2007 @ 5:09PM
Curmudgeon said...
You ever notice the really BAD legs on these little monkey-faced twins? They're just ugly all over, but they've got a LOT of dough.
Maybe Avery was just looking for a loan rather than a fur-lined case for his protein piccolo.
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11-05-2007 @ 5:30PM
Bev said...
1st of all, Lance is only 16 years her senior,and why does anyone care who the girls date,they are 21!!!
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11-05-2007 @ 6:17PM
elephantman said...
How did these two make all of their money? I knpw they used to be on some show but wasn't that a long time ago? If someone could tell me would appreciate it.
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11-05-2007 @ 8:22PM
Lisa said...
The twins invested the money from Full House and started a production company. They made movies in DVD format and millions of little white chicks bought all their products. Today, they market everything from eye glasses to shoes.So they could buy Lance Armstrong a new bicycle every minute for a thousand years and never miss a dime.
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11-05-2007 @ 8:48PM
dennis said...
Mr ARMSTRONG IS A VERY LUCKY MAN
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11-11-2007 @ 10:58PM
Mary said...
Ah, the boy toy blogger isn't getting as much play as the twins, and I'm sure he is not earning as much either! Too bad.
Such antics! The twins could still rake in lots of moola and why not! All the PR keeps them on front page. Touchdown!
Wipe your tears, little one, the sports guys are doing just fine, and you can play in whatever league!
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