After spending all day thinking that the Pirates' unrealistic demands for prospects were derailing a Manny Ramirez deal, we learn that maybe the Marlins were the problem:
Manny Ramirez has been traded to the Dodgers in a three-team blockbuster, pending the approval of the commissioner's office, according to a source with knowledge of the deal.
Pirates outfielder Jason Bay is headed to the Red Sox. The Pirates will receive third baseman Andy LaRoche and Class-A right-hander Bryan Morris from the Dodgers and outfielder Brandon Moss and reliever Craig Hansen from the Red Sox.
The Red Sox will pay all of the approximately $7 million remaining on Ramirez's contract.
We weren't expecting that, now, were we?
Instant analysis: a major traffic jam in the Dodgers outfield is going to have to result in the benching of either Juan Pierre or Andruw Jones. In other words, even if Manny goes on the biggest slump of his career once he gets to L.A., the Dodgers will be a better team for it.
For those of you who are more dynastically-oriented, you will be happy to know that the LaRoche brothers are now united in Pittsburgh as God and nature intended.
Most eyes, however, will be on Boston, as Jason Bay will attempt to fill Manny's eccentric shoes. Bay is having a fabulous season -- pretty close to Manny's, actually, once you adjust for the ballparks in which they play -- but the fact is Bay has never sniffed a playoff race or felt a modicum of the media pressure he is about to face. Upshot: if the Sox don't make the playoffs and Bay is anything less than spectacular, he will be feeling a lot of heat for not (altogether now) being Manny.