Now that greenies -- those helpful little methamphetamines that make a 162-game season just fly by! -- are actually being taken seriously by Major League Baseball, players are going alternate routes to get their slight competitive advantage. What? You didn't think they would play the season without some sort of stimulant, right? Sometimes, Red Bull isn't enough.
So baseball players are rushing to their doctors to get prescribed for ADHD, and the numbers are finally in on that little stunt: About seven percent of professional baseball players are diagnosed with ADD and are getting the drugs to prove it; about one to three percent of the U.S. populace is diagnosed with the same condition.

























