
In sports, there are always surprises in the first week or so of the season. For baseball, think
Chris Shelton's April two seasons ago. Then think about the rest of his season and remember that the length of baseball's season, unlike other sports, is the great equalizer.
Knee Jerk Store will be here to help you rationalize the reality of an out-of-nowhere big performer (If there's someone else you'd like to see profiled at any point during the season,
email FanHouse's friendly fantasy experts.)
Kosuke Fukudome -- I don't know how to say "Holy Moses" in Japanese, but if I could, I would. I was
live-blogging the game Monday and man, was he freaking awesome. I'm serious when I say he might post a .750 OBP this season. I would really like to change my NL ROY pick now. So very much legit.
Xavier Nady -- With two taters and four RBI he beat down my Bravos, basically singlehandedly, not to mention Nady led the majors (well, tied with
Jim Thome) in both categories for today. Which means absolutely nothing. Dudes, ladies, brahs. He's 29. He posted a .330 OBP with an above average BABIP last year. He's gotten better against righties, but he's still not great, and well, that doesn't fly if you're starting in the major leagues. As Pat Lackey pointed out to me Monday night when I mentioned the X-man's big night -- and he's right, by the way -- the Pirates need to give
Steve Pearce some run instead of wasting a spot with Nady. I suggest you do the same with your fantasy team.
Yunel Escobar -- I will now abandon all the statistical reliance that you see above and just say that I implicitly trust
Bobby Cox beyond any reasonable limit. The man took my team to 14 straight division titles. He's not
Joe Morgan-y, in that even if Cox is old-school he's not curmudgeony about it. And he likes Escobar. And so do I, especially his 2B, SS, 3B eligibility. You'll just have to trust me on this one. Legit.