
It's about that time again. No, not to debate whether or not "Merry Christmas" is politically correct. It's time to take a look at how things are going up there in Calgary for 'Iron'
Mike Keenan, with the Mike Keenan Implosion Watch.
Keenan, appointed head coach of the Flames during the summer, has a flair for the dramatic. He has a reputation as a prickly guy and has found his way to the exit door of several organizations in what can only be described as record time. Truth be told, Keenan appears to be one of those coaches who always has something to yell about. You know the kind. Think back to pee-wee hockey in fifth grade when your coach took things way, way too serious -- think laps if your shot missed the net. That's the kind of intensity I'm talking about.
A little over a week ago,
Keenan was playing with fire. Word leaked that he had been toying with the possibility of moving stand-out defender
Dion Phaneuf to the left wing. That, an obvious slap in the face to wingers
Alex Tanguay and
Kristian Huselius. Huselius, for what it's worth,
found himself in Iron Mike's doghouse almost constantly when the winger played under Keenan in Florida.
Yesterday was simply another day in the life, as
Keenan called out his star goaltender Miikka Kiprusoff. To be fair, Kiprusoff hasn't been playing up to par, but it's not every day that a coach calls out his star player (unless you're Alexei Yashin). With four straight losses, Calgary's head coach didn't hesitate to rip into his star goalie. "Let's call a spade a spade," Keenan said Saturday. "We should have better goaltending. Period. If we had, we'd be rewarded with a victory tonight."
And the 2006 Vezina Trophy winner agreed wholeheartedly.
"Everything's been so close and so tight, so you pretty much need a good goalie every night if you want to win in a game in this league," he told reporters on Monday.
"We know who we're dealing with," Keenan said on Monday.
After this latest event, it's time to update the implosion countdown, which is a guesstimate of how long it will be until Keenan either a) finds a way out of the organization, b) takes out his rage on Huselius with a pitchfork, c) spontaneously combusts into flames, or d) loses his temper bad enough that the roof pops off the Saddledome.
Estimated countdown till implosion: 18 days.