
The Browns returned to Cleveland in 1999, but they have been a perennial expansion team ever since. For some reason, 2009 seems worse than previous seasons. Maybe it's Eric Mangini's blinding incompetence, or the fact that Brady Quinn is to the quarterback position what JaMarcus Russell is to the quarterback position.
Whatever, the organization that continually strives for mediocrity continues to fall woefully short. Which is why we've decided to distract ourselves from the putridity by creating a roster of non-football-playing professional athletes who would immediately make the Browns better. That's not hyperbole.
Even though
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On this episode of the Young And The Cap Flexible...
You're not really tired of all the offseason rumors, near-deals, unnamed sources, and "whispers." (Who whispers in these conversations, anyway? Couldn't you just make the call on your way home in the car? Does anyone think Pritchard has his employees' cars bugged?) You're loving all of these deals that don't happen, the signings that never arrive, and all the inside information. And it's a good thing, too. Because there's more. Lots more. Like this!
The Pistons have been tied to Bulls gunner
One of the most exciting series in playoff history ended with mostly a whimper on Saturday. There were no last-second shots, no game-saving blocks, and no overtimes. And there are some people in the league office who are likely breathing a huge sigh of relief because of it.
BOSTON (AP) -- After a record-setting seven overtimes in the first six games, the Celtics made an early night of it with a dominating stretch in the second.
CHICAGO -- To all the prejudices and biases that complicate our tangled world, today we add "oafism." 
























