No, like... seriously. There is a kid in Florida named "
British Footman" and he is
going to play football at Florida State($) next year if he qualifies:
"I have committed to Florida State. I love everything about FSU and their system fits me as a player. My Mom loves it there and my entire family felt comfortable with them from the start."
Rivals rates Footman a low three-star player, citing concerns about his bright red uniform making him vulnerable to crafty Colonials who are willing to flout all known rules of war by shooting at him from the trees instead of walking straight into volleys of musket fire. Bobby Bowden now turns his sights to German Panzer, French Surrenderer, and Ethiopian Guywith-Pointystick.
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