Bryce Harper is sixteen years old. Bryce Harper can hit a baseball so far that you would not believe how far he can hit a baseball.Andrew reported Monday that the young Mr. Harper is skipping out on his junior and senior years of high school in order to make himself eligible for the 2010 draft. On one hand, don't worry, because he's planning on earning a GED. On the other hand, worry, because he's going to miss out on the quasi-consequential stuff that every patriotic public school kid missed out on. The Great Gatsby, right? The green light, right?
You're lucky that it was just a Dugout! A bad driver and not even a Dugout, after the jump!
Fire up the Bryce Harper hype machine. The 16-year-old baseball prodigy who was recently hailed as the "Chosen One" on the cover of 
























