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The nine games played on the penultimate weekend of the Bundesliga season featured average crowds of more than 50,000. I was fortunate enough to attend the one with the largest (about 74,000), a draw between Hertha Berlin and Schalke 04 at the historic Olympiastadion that ended the capital club's quest for its first championship in nearly 80 years.

The atmosphere was electric both inside and outside the stadium, the supporters colorful and loud. The scene at HSH Nordbank Arena in Hamburg last Wednesday, where I was among the 48,000 who saw Hamburger SV defeat VfL Bochum, 3-1, was similar. It was enjoyable, but it was hard not to feel a bit wistful at the same time, knowing that the game in the U.S. may never achieve that kind of prominence.

Mario Gomez Scores a Goal With His Crotch


German newspapers are calling it "the first penis goal in the Bundesliga." As someone who has taken the full brunt of a corner kick to the crotch, I am in awe of VfB Stuttgart's Mario Gomez. How he got away from this shot without doubling over in complete agony remains a complete mystery to me. He must have the hardest balls on the planet -- and if they're that hard, he really should get them checked.

Said Gomez afterward, "I scored with a large part, and it hurt me a lot." Clearly, he didn't let it show. If Gomez ever does hit the turf in pain in a future Bundesliga match, no referee will ever believe him.

Bayern Munich was clearly deflated by the sheer power of Gomez' manhood. He scored that goal in the 10th minute and another, more conventional goal in the 42nd minute as Stuttgart beat the Bundesliga leaders, 3-1, on Saturday.

(H/T: Typicallly Spanish)

Werder Bremen Fan: We're Number One!



At least one Werder Bremen fan (top left) would like Hamit Altintop of Bayern Munich to know that his goal celebration is not particularly appreciated. Bayern beat Werder, 4-1, in this match last weekend, then went on to beat Schalke 04, 1-0, to win the Premiere Ligapokal (German League Cup), a preseason knockout tournament featuring the top teams in the German Bundesliga.

Kudos to the eagle-eyed Jan at Bundesliga Offside for spotting this and giving me a good laugh this morning.

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