
It's Game 7 of the NBA Finals at the Staples Center. The Lakers have all the momentum after winning Games 5 and 6 against Boston to tie up the series. But as the players are lining up for the National Anthem, something is wrong -- where's
Kobe Bryant?
He's bound and gagged in your beach house because you, in a desperate attempt to get the Dodgers to trade you, kidnapped him to sabotage the Lakers' chances. Sure enough, the Celtics win Game 7 on the road to complete their back-to-back title run, at which point you announce to the press that Bryant is locked in your house, safe and sound, but away from the game because you kidnapped him.
The entire Lakers-crazed city of Los Angeles is furious at you, as fans are turning over cars and setting fire to Dodger Stadium.
Ned Colletti releases a statement after the game:
"This is not the kind of athlete we want representing our city."
Yes! You're gone! You get to go to another contender to ride them on your back to the World Series!
The next day it's announced that you've been traded -- to the Cincinnati Reds for
Johnny Cueto and a ton of prospects. The Dodgers agree to pay the rest of your salary so that the Reds would agree to take you, keeping you away from a contender. Your new team is 30 games behind the division lead.
That October, you are watching the Dodgers in the World Series.
Casey Blake is at bat with the bases loaded, down by three, against
Jonathan Papelbon. Blake whiffs against your former teammate and the Dodgers lose the Series. You're a bit sullen as you think to yourself, "Man, I would have hit a grand slam."
In the spring of 2009, you've become resigned to your fate as a member of the Cincinnati Reds, and you open a Skyline Chili franchise with your new teammate,
Andruw Jones.
THE END.
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