
You would think an NBA "superstar" (I think they all actually qualify by default) wouldn't have a problem planning his birthday party. In fact, if you look at the
ridiculousness of everyone on the Wizards, it would seem that other celebrities would plan it for him. Not so for
Channing Frye.
In fact, the Portland forward is turning to the people, and the weird city in the Northwest, for
help in planning his 25th birthday party.
Me being 24 has been some of the best months of my life: I met my girlfriend; I finally found a nice place to live; I've met some friends I'm gonna have for the rest of my life; and last but not least, I've grown up a lot mentally, physically, and spiritually.
So I need to have a really tight place or some fine things to do on my b-day. [...]
So really guys, please send me your ideas. I want to know what I should do and I will be in Portland. It has to be something that we can do that's not too expensive. I'm a penny pincher, by the way. So send your info my way.
There you have it. Come up with a decent idea for where Channing should throw down in Portland and you could -- for free, no less! -- become the unofficial party planner for an NBA player. Personally, if I was insanely rich, I'd have someone build an adult version of Celebration Station for me, just to throw down in one day. Or maybe I would buy a house and fill it with sand and palm trees and have an indoor beach party.
Oh, and young Frye, feel free to holler at me -- I'm full of good ideas. (
Caddyshack themed parties, to name another.) Your ideas for Channing's B-day party in the comments.