
It's week 3 and the Chiefs managed to not lose a game for the first time this season. Chiefs' fans rejoiced. "I couldn't believe it when I heard it," a fellow Chiefs' fan told me. "This is a major moral victory for the city of Kansas City. I've already cut Lamar Hunt a check for $1,000 to pay for the new Arrowhead renovations. Heck, I'm even going to build a rolling roof of my own over my garage!"
Not all the city or the nation was thrilled about the Chiefs' non-loss this weekend. The response from AFC West rival teams' fans has been mixed:
Broncos' fan: "Whatever. Last time I checked, we just beat you chumps. Hey, you guys interested in trading for Plummer?"
Raiders' fan: "Your record is still as bad as the Raiders' is, loser. Somehow, we still believe we're better than you."
Chargers' fan: "Didn't you guys have a bye this week?"
The news hit fantasy football owners especially hard. I spoke with a fantasy football owner in my office league. Our conversation went something like this:
Anonymous: LJ really sucked it up for me this week.
Me: Zero points. Zero touchdowns. Why didn't you bench him?
Anonymous: #1 rule of fantasy football. NEVER bench LJ.
Me: i.c.
Anonymous: LJ once ran for 200 yards on Chuck Norris.
Me: lol
Anonymous: Anyway, I gotta go. The boss is looking over my shoulder and he looks pissed.
Me: ? Why is he pissed?
Anonymous: Looks like he started Trent Green this week. Horrible decision.
Local critics still found a way to criticize Herm Edwards. "Typical Herm Edwards," one patron at a Kansas City bar told me. "No yards?" she continued. "Oh, biiiiggggg surprise. Hey, you want to give me a ride to White Castle? I'm starving."
Another patron described Edwards as a manipulative snake. "He didn't tell us," the man told me. He was decked out in Chiefs' gear: Lin Elliot jersey, tattered foam finger, face painted red and yellow. "I've been sitting here in Arrowhead for 10 hours. Why didn't they tell me we weren't playing at home this week? It's that sneaky Herm Edwards character. He thinks he can roll into Kansas City and pull a stunt like this? Go back to New York, moron. And take that lousy Terrence Law guy with you!"
Herm Edwards found a way not to lose this weekend. The reaction is mixed, but my feeling is, the Chiefs will find it much tougher to keep their non-losing streak alive next week when they square off against the 49ers.