
When Mlive.com's Tom Kowalski writes that the Martin Mayhew -- the chap burdened with the impossible task of being less competent than Matt Millen -- is taking draft preparations seriously some five months before Roger Goodell starts reading names off a sheet of paper, pretty much tells you all you need to know about why the Lions are annually the worst team in football.
Millen had no business running a team (in case that wasn't obvious, the careers of Charles Rogers and Mike Williams confirm as much) and even though Mayhew is only the interim general manager, he has a chance to show he's capable of handling the full-time gig. (And when I say "handling" I mean in the conventional sense; not in the "Matt Millen shows up for work to catch up on his sleep" sense.)
The Lions are so bad ...
You think 
Remember how star receiver turned NFL analyst
Cris Carter
I always think people overlook
I think it's safe to say we all have a little chuckle when a former NFL star (or supposed-to-be) treks it up to Canada, because we all like to watch other people's lives fly off the rails to compensate for our own personal disappointments (or maybe that's just me).
Of course, the premise in the above headline is ridiculous -- 

