
The Lions are so bad ...
How bad are they?!
The Lions are so bad that
Calvin Johnson longingly watches CFL games and wonders if they'll let him back on the Yellow Jackets if he returns to Georgia Tech for his doctorate. They're so bad he's bugging
Ben Roethlisberger for advice on how
not to survive a motorcycle crash. They're so bad he's contemplating a name change to
Charles Rogers.
They're so bad that, though the score between the Lions and Texans currently reads 28-10 in favor of Houston, the Lions have managed to fall behind 21-0 for
the fourth time this season. In only six games.
And while those opponents -- the Falcons, Packers, Bears, and now Texans -- are better than their current 12-12 aggregate record, there's no good news here. It's bad enough to lose all four (which the Lions have, on top of
every other freaking game they've played). But it's inexcusable to crumble so easily and early -- almost every 21-0 deficit came in the first half -- when you claim to be a professional football team. I don't care how many garbage time yards and points you produce in response.
Maybe somebody from Elias Sports Bureau can put this stretch of putridity in perspective, but it's not necessary. I keep thinking the Lions have hit bottom, but they keep sinking. This is the worst I've ever seen the team play. And there's no Millen to blame anymore.