I'm a frequent abuser of hyperbole, but I think I can legitimately qualify Dan Steinberg's interview with Craig Sager, posted this morning at the Bog, as the best thing the internet will see this month. I would go with "today" but that's just obvious and I don't want to insult Dan and I'd go "4eva" but the internet is a fickle beast. Much like Craig Sager.
There's so much to choose from that I'm tempted to blockquote the entire thing -- he talks about being a college mascot, trampoline dunking, Hooters, hot blondes, his incredibly hot and young wife, getting hammered -- but the following exchange, re: Sager's thong, probably sums it up the best. (Yes, I meant to type "Sager's thong"; they're discussing how hard it is for him to simplify his wardrobe in Beijing).
There's no way to accent it at all?
The only thing I can do is have this [belt] and have a matching thong. That's about the only thing I can do.
Do you have a matching thong? [laughing]
Yeah! I'm not going to show it to you though.
You really do? [staring]
Yeah, but I'm not going to show it to you.
