His career line is fairly pedestrian so far, but when your team's getting championship talk and you play in the SEC, your fans inevitably end up doing oddball things.The motif: Shaft. As seen at DawgSports - can you dig it?
Who's the white quarterback
Who's a pass machine for the Red and Black?
Staff!
You're damn right!Who's the man who can beat the Gators
Then hoist a keg at Talladega?
Staff!
Can you dig it?Who's the cat who won't hand off
When he can put Michael Moore in the running for the Biletnikoff?
Staff!
Right on!They say this cat Staff is a bad quarter---
Shut your mouth!
I'm talking 'bout Staff.
Then we can dig it!He's a complicated man to all the haters,
But no one understands him but his coordinator.
Matthew Stafford!
