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Steve Williams Doesn't Think Tiger Will Care About His Comments on Lefty's Man Boobs

Posted: Dec 14th 2008 11:35AM by Ryan Wilson (author feed)
Filed under: Golf, PGA, US Open

Yesterday I mentioned that Tiger Woods' caddie, Steve Williams, thinks Phil Mickelson is a wanker, and I wondered how that would go over with the world's No. 1 golfer. Eldrick canned caddie Fluff Cowan nearly a decade ago after Cowan got too cozy with the media.

Williams calling one of Woods' biggest rivals a "pr*ck" is infinitely higher profile than anything Cowan ever did, but Stevie doesn't seem too worried about it.

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Tiger Woods' Caddie Tells Stories of Phil Mickelson's Man Boobs

Posted: Dec 13th 2008 1:45PM by Ryan Wilson (author feed)
Filed under: Golf, PGA, US Open

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We're only a month away from the start of the 2009 PGA Tour season, but we probably won't see Tiger Woods until March at the earliest. The world's No. 1 player is still rehabbing the knee he blowed up while winning the U.S. Open last June.

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RNPS IMAGES OF THE YEAR 2008....Tiger Woods celebrates sinking a birdie putt on the 18th hole to force a playoff with Rocco Mediate during the fourth round of the U.S. Open golf championship at Torrey Pines in San Diego June 15, 2008. REUTERS/Robert Galbraith (UNITED STATES)

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RNPS IMAGES OF THE YEAR 2008....U.S. golfer Tiger Woods walks up the second fairway during the Pro-Am at the Buick Invitational on the south course at Torrey Pines in San Diego January 23, 2008. Woods will compete in the Buick Invitational when the field tees-off January 24th. REUTERS/Mike Blake (UNITED STATES)

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Tiger Woods (L) watches the Tampa Bay Buccaneers play the Minnesota Vikings at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida, November 16, 2008. REUTERS/Pierre DuCharme(UNITED STATES)

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Golfer Tiger Woods watches the NFL football game between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Minnesota Vikings from the sidelines during the third quarter Sunday, Nov. 16, 2008, in Tampa, Fla. (AP Photo/Steve Nesius)

NAPIER, NEW ZEALAND - OCTOBER 28: Tiger Woods' caddie Steve Williams of New Zealand commentates during The Kiwi Challenge at Cape Kidnappers on October 28, 2008 in Napier, New Zealand. (Photo by Phil Walter/Getty Images)

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LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 12: Golfer Tiger Woods attends Game Three between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Philadelphia Phillies in the National League Championship Series during the 2008 MLB playoffs on October 12, 2008 at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)

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LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 12: With Manny Ramirez #99 of the Los Angeles Dodgers on deck golfer Tiger Woods stands with owner (R) Frank McCourt of the Dodgers and wife Jamie McCourt who is the vice chairman and president of the Dodgers as they take on the Philadelphia Phillies in Game Three of the National League Championship Series during the 2008 MLB playoffs on October 12, 2008 at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

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LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 12: (L) Golfer Tiger Woods stands with owner (R) Frank McCourt of the Los Angeles Dodgers and wife Jamie McCourt who is the vice chairman and president of the Dodgers as they take on the Philadelphia Phillies in Game Three of the National League Championship Series during the 2008 MLB playoffs on October 12, 2008 at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

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Woods' caddie, Steve Williams, has used the time off to return to his native New Zealand, race some cars (he owns a team), spend time with his family, and raise money for charity. And it was at a recent charity event that the sometimes surly Williams gave arguably the best golf-related interview not involving John Daly in the 500-year history of the sport.

Speaking with the Taranaki Daily News' Murray Hills, Williams shared this gem:

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Jim Furyk Will Not Read Your Petty 'Articles'

Posted: Jul 30th 2008 11:05AM by Shane Bacon (author feed)
Filed under: Golf, PGA

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If you made a list of golfers that would merit negative commentary, where would Jim Furyk rank on your list?

100? 435? Just below his own caddy, Fluff Cowan, that caused more of an uproar when he got canned by Tiger Woods than Furyk has in his entire career?

Maybe that's why his recent comments about avoiding the newspaper like a Tri-Delt at Arizona seem slightly peculiar.

"If something positive is written about you, I guess you can either ignore it or your head can get big," he said. "If something is negative about you, which happens quite a bit, then that can just (tick) you off, and that's not all that good."

Again, besides his swing, what negative stuff is printed about Furyk? That the buttons on his shirt are too big? He seems like about as nice a guy as you can have on tour, with an impeccable resume and a major championship to boot. I couldn't imagine ever idling up to my laptop with the thought of digging into this guy.

"I have a great relationship, in my opinion, with the media. I feel like I've been treated fairly," Furyk said. "But I think you all would be surprised at how little I pay attention."

Wait, so you're telling me you don't read my stuff? Even the time I wrote "be you" in an article about the British Open, rich in analysis and commentary you don't get just anywhere. Be You?! You think poetic diction like that just grows on trees?

I guess if you're Furyk, and you've eclipsed just north of $37 million in your career, skipping the morning newspaper routine isn't going to exactly disrupt your lifestyle. "Oh, earthquake in California, I hope my seventh house is still standing."