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FanHouse Futilitywatch 09

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Futilitywatch 09: Playing Out the String

Andrew McCutchenFutilitywatch '09 is a our semi-regular update on the Pittsburgh Pirates and their march toward their record 17th consecutive losing season.

After 12 losses in 13 games, the Pittsburgh Pirates managed to rally the troops and sweep the Milwaukee Brewers this week. That won't keep the Bucs from their 17th consecutive losing season and it might not keep them out of last place, but given the bad blood between the Pirates and Brewers it was about as gratifying as meaningless mid-August sweeps go.

Still, with just 12 losses to go before the historic 82nd loss, history is bearing down heavily on this team whether they want it or not. The longest losing streak in the history of professional sports. Think about that. Or try not to, if you're a Pirate fan.

Futilitywatch 09: Saddest Time of Year

Surprising slugger Garrett Jones has been one of the few bright spots for the Pittsburgh Pirates in 2009. Photo Credit: Getty ImagesFutilitywatch '09 is a our semi-regular update on the Pittsburgh Pirates and their march toward their record 17th consecutive losing season.

The reason that Futilitywatch wasn't made a weekly feature earlier in the season was fairly simple; I wasn't sure the Pirates would be interesting enough to do weekly updates on. The three weeks since we've looked in on the Pirates' slow march towards infamy is emblematic of that; there just isn't much that happens week to week. In a basic week, the Pirates win two or three games and lose four or five, their record slowly eroding, with hope slowly extinguishing.

That said, three weeks encompasses almost the entire career of Garrett Jones and with the trade deadline looming, it's certainly time for an update on the team that's a mere 29 losses from setting one of the most dubious records in sports history.

Futilitywatch '09: Trade Winds Blowing

Lastings Milledge, recently acquired by the Pittsburgh Pirates, finishes a swing in early April for the Washington NationalsFutilitywatch '09 is a our semi-regular update on the Pittsburgh Pirates and their march toward their record 17th consecutive losing season.

How many teams in baseball history have traded 2/3rds of their starting outfields in consecutive years? The Pirates started 2008 with an offense-oriented outfield of Jason Bay, Nate McLouth, and Xavier Nady, from left to right. With Bay and Nady slated to become free agents in the two coming offseasons and having good years at the plate, the Pirates dealt them and shifted towards a defensive outfield of Nyjer Morgan, McLouth, and Brandon Moss. Now, Morgan and McLouth are gone and GM Neal Huntington may not be done dealing. Where does that leave the Pirates?

Futilitywatch 09: Sliding Towards the Breaking Point

Futilitywatch '09 is a our semi-regular update on the Pittsburgh Pirates and their march toward their record 17th consecutive losing season.

Despite the fact that I've started each of the last five or so seasons with very little hope that the Pittsburgh Pirates will do anything (push for a playoff spot, finish .500, not embarrass me as a fan ... anything), I still try to be as positive as possible about the Pirates' chances during the season. It's not easy, but it's the only way to keep going as a fan.

At some point each summer, though, the Pirates do something to crush my soul, be it one awful loss or 13 in a row. This year, the Pirates have teetered on the edge of that breaking point a couple times, but to their credit they somehow haven't passed it yet.

Futilitywatch 09: A Burst of Life

Futilitywatch '09 is a our semi-regular update on the Pittsburgh Pirates and their march toward their record 17th consecutive losing season.

Just a week ago, we left the Pirates and their fans reeling in the wake of the Nate McLouth trade. Even the fans that felt that the trade was a necessary step of rebuilding (you can put me firmly in that category) were shaken by the loss of McLouth. So now that a week has gone by, just where do the Pittsburgh Pirates stand?

Futilitywatch '09: The Cycle Continues

Futilitywatch '09 is a our semi-regular update on the Pittsburgh Pirates and their march toward their record 17th consecutive losing season.

Since our last update, the Pirates have played .500 ball and they remain just three games under .500. That might give you the impression that very little has changed, but that impression would be mistaken. Earlier this week, the Pirates' traded their lone 2008 All-Star and their best all-around player, Nate McLouth, to the Atlanta Braves. In his place, the Pirates obtained three prospects and called up Andrew McCutchen, their best existing prospect. How does this change the Futilitywatch? Find out after the jump.

Futilitywatch '09: Pirates Fall Below .500 For the First Time

Futilitywatch '09 is our semi-regular look at the Pittsburgh Pirates' march towards their record 17th consecutive losing season.

After a promising 4-3 start to the season, the Buccos have lost two straight to the dismal Houston Astros, who had previously been shutout by Zach Duke and Kyle Lohse consecutively. On Thursday, the Pirates lost a game in which Russ Ortiz started for Houston. Clearly this point in the season is as good as any to start a feature named "Futilitywatch."

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