
I'm that guy. I'm the one guy who doesn't watch Law & Order. When I'm flipping the channels and I see it on, I automatically turn it off. What's even worse is that there are times it's on two or three channels at the same time! I don't understand the appeal at all. I've been around when my friends were watching, and I suppose they were entertained by the perverted plots lines of SVU. Like the one where twin mail order brides were involved in a secret prostitution ring until one tried to get out by marrying a guy, yet she was killed so the other sister took her place without the guy knowing.
Last year, the Terps seemed to require their own Law & Order show. Basketball player Travis Garrison recently pleaded guilty to sexual assault. The football team got into a bar brawl, which forced the Fridge to do his own investigating. And yesterday, the Baltimore Sun reported the charges safety Marcus Wimbush incurred from that same night.
He was charged with a fourth-degree sex offense and second-degree assault. Basically, the story goes that he grabbed some girl's ass in a bar, and then after she wasn't down with that, her friends intervened, and he grabbed a friend of her's by the throat. Of course, this is all "alleged" there. But I've spent my time in Maryland and seen first hand how sports starts think they're royalty there. Remember basketball's Nik Caner-Medley's "I'm from Maryland and nobody and beat me" fiasco? They think they're where it's at and the students perpetuate the image by treating them like celebrities (as long as they're doing well.) Why wouldn't any girl's ass be fair game to these king of kings?
Since Wimbush's charges are misdemeanors, it's up to the school to dole out punishments. If it were a felony, he'd be cut automatically. The trial is in January so I would expect no action to be taken against Wimbush until his season and college career -- he is a senior -- is over. He is a member of the secondary who, last year, allowed the least amount of touchdowns in all Division 1A football, so we shouldn't be surprised that the Terps kept him playing. He has been having a slight knee problem, but will probably still start against Middle Tennessee State tomorrow.
What bothers me isn't the fact Maryland is going to play Wimbush, but the fact that grabbing a girl's ass and then grabbing another's throat is only a misdemeanor. You know what also is a misdemeanor? Jaywalking.
Speaking of Law & Order, Jared Gaither will be making his return at tackle tomorrow night after being suspended by the Fridge for unknown reasons. The 6-9, 350 beast should make a running game that already looked dominate even better. I'm still wondering what he was suspended for. It could have been something simple like talking back to the coach or skipping practices. Or he could have been a pimp who ran an underground prostitution ring who used illegal immigrants and mail order brides as their whores. Either one.