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FOX Doesn't Care About Jeanie Zelasko

There's a little mini-scuffle in the political realm today about Barack Obama's big paid half-hour closing argument tonight. Obama will be on all three major networks laying out his final case for the presidency, something John McCain can't afford to do because he doesn't know how to use the internet.

Anyway, the baseball game will begin around 8:37, 20 minutes later than usual, prompting John McCain to say that as president he'd never allow baseball to be pushed back, or something. Interesting proposal. FOX? They're noticeably less concerned (HT: Shysterball)
"By no means did they push to get us to accommodate them with Game Six," said Coppola, whom the Obama campaign suggested I call. "We're just missing the pregame, which isn't a big deal for us. It was a business decision."
That might seem strange at first, but it really makes perfect sense. Any network that sets Jeanie Zelasko, Mark Grace, and Kevin Kennedy in the same frame and mandates them to talk baseball can't possibly consider the program to be a "big deal." That would imply some sort of interest in what your analysts are saying, and ... ha! FOX clearly doesn't have that.

Jeanne Zelasko Didn't Get the Ichiro Memo



We've already showed you Ichiro's daring feats of prowess this morning, but did you know he's going to be a free agent, too? Jeanne Zelasko certainly seems to think so, or did during Ichiro's post-game interview last night ... even though reports broke late last night that Ichiro was close to resigning with the Mariners. The Seattle Times reported that the deal could be worth a total of $100 million, which is plenty of money for Ichiro's skill set and unique, um, flair.

Perhaps the funniest part of the above video is Ichiro's expression. It's like he can just barely understand what Zelasko said, thinks it's a little off, but doesn't quite pull the trigger on shaking his head and saying no. It's more like "Oh, well ... crazy American lady."

Come on Feel the Noise: Your 2007 MLB All-Star Game Live Blog


Greetings, Major League Baseball fans. I am PostmanR, your intrepid blogger. Tonight for you, we have a very special treat ... it's the 2007 MLB All-Star Game!

There are many pressing issues to address this evening. Such as: just what squad will gain home-field advantage, no matter how ridiculous the premise? Can the National League overcome the American League after being in its stranglehold for years? Will Barry Bonds weep as he plays in front of his home crowd? Will Tony LaRussa fall asleep before the sixth inning?

All this and more after the jump. So sit back, relax and and enjoy the ride.

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