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My colleague Eamonn already told you about how Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson filmed a couple of scenes of the upcoming movie Marley & Me at the Padres/Marlins game over the weekend, but just in case you're one of those seeing-is-believing folks, we now have proof courtesy of Bugs & Cranks. So enjoy. And work on those trust issues.

Marley and Me is a heartwarming, touching book about some dude's dog, and how that dog teaches life lessons through his crazy antics. I don't know, actually; is that the plot? I've never read it. I assume it's on some Mitch Albom-Five-People-You-Meet-In-The-Kennel sentimental ish, but I don't speak from experience.

Anyway, assuming the dog does teach heartwarming lessons, one such lesson was presumably delivered last night at Dolphins Stadium, when Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston -- stars of the book's film adaptation -- ran onto the field unexpectedly:

At the end of the eighth inning, Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson ran into left field chasing a dog. Few players knew it, but the actors were filming a scene for the movie Marley & Me.

"If I knew it was going to happen, I probably would have ran out there a little quicker and jumped in front of Owen Wilson and grabbed the dog. I should have screwed that whole scene up. What were they going to do, kick me off the field?"

OK, Luis, you killjoy. At least Wilson and Aniston didn't wait to run onto the field until just after their depicted team's first World Series win in eighty years, thereby tainting the memory for an entire region of devoted fans. "Oh yeah," says imaginary Luis Gonzalez. "Well at least I didn't star in 'The Break Up.' That movie sucked my balls. Oooh, the woman is overbearing and underappreciated! And the man is immature and apathetic! Hilarity will surely ensue!"

This is why I don't argue with imaginary Luis.

Even though his team doesn't look to appealing this season, NASCAR owner Ray Evernham is still trying to get in on some of this free agent action.

When Dale Earnhardt Jr. announced he was leaving DEI, Evernham expressed his interest even though he knew it was a long shot:

"It's like trying to get a date with Jennifer Aniston -- if you see her, you've got to at least ask."

Now that Kyle Busch is available, Evernham is once again raising his hand:

"Quite honestly, I said [to Kyle], 'At least talk to us before you make a decision.' I did let it be known that I want to talk to him. All we can do is lay out the program compared to what else is available for him and see what he thinks of us. His driving ability is just unbelievable. I've worked with other drivers through that [age] period, and I'd like to have another shot to do it again."

While he's anxious to talk, Evernham isn't too keen on the evolution of silly season itself and how it's become a free-for-all:

"There will have to be more controls over who and when you can talk to the crew members and the drivers. If I have a contract with you, and you have two or three more years on your contract and you go and tell me that you've signed with somebody else when your contract is done, you've basically killed my program.

"So sooner or later, there'll be a lawsuit over something like that, and that'll start to change it."

Why is he so bitter?

Oh right ... Elliott Sadler became unhappy when I wasn't looking.