Four days later and Jim Zorn is still head coach of the Washington Redskins. Since owner Dan Snyder announced the hire on Saturday night, we've had Zorn express his love for the maroon and black, a rejected Jim Fassel blame his bad fortune on the Ravens and bloggers (although he loves Snyder -- see above), and the realization that quarterback Jason Campbell will be learning his seventh offense in eight years.
Whatever, I'll admit the Zorn hire was out of nowhere, but after getting over the initial shock of it all, most of the reviews have been glowing. But the Sports Bog's Dan Steinberg unearths a few less-than-rosy takes on the new Redskins coach. The San Jose Mercury News' Tim Kawakami gets the ball rolling calling Zorn the "worst hire ever. Worse than Art Shell..."
Zorn had never been a coordinator until Snyder plucked him from the QB-coaching ranks to be the Redskins' coordinator a few weeks ago.
Worse: Nobody in the NFL had ever thought that Zorn should be considered as a coordinator–a coordinator!–until Snyder and his pal Vinny Cerrato came up with that idea....
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No one in the world really has any idea what's going on with the Redskins' coaching search. But since we're going to spend at least another week wondering about it, we might as well keep throwing names against the wall and see if any of them stick. And 