
When
Mike Hampton was the first (in-season anyway) pitcher to get hurt, my immediate thought was "Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior". No wait, I don't quote
Empire Records. Crap. Anyway, it was hardly surprising that Hampton got hurt. But looking back on things today, is the Atlanta mound, or maybe the Atlanta pitching staff just flat out cursed*?
John Smoltz' shoulder is so bad that he's forcing himself back into the closer role. That closer role is only available because
Rafael Soriano and
Peter Moylan were both disabled. (And because Mike Gonzalez is stuffed with
barbeque. Kidding. He is hurt though.) Moylan is likely out for the season and Soriano returned after several delays.
Tom Glavine hit the disabled list for the first time in his
22 year career. Smoltz is
coming back, but the rotation is suffering horribly right now (again) with
Jair Jurrjens dealing with
blisters and
Tim Hudson leaving Sunday's game with a hamstring strain.
Joining him on the Sunday injury list was
Blaine Boyer, who left 13 pitches later with a knee injury.
And youngster
Jorge Campillo is also dealing with blisters. Oh yeah. So is
Jo-Jo Reyes. The long and short of it is that the Braves -- who have suffered enough bad luck this year, injuries aside -- are struggling to keep healthy bodies on the mound. So, if they call and ask you to pitch, you should probably say no.
*Curses obviously aren't real.