Fred Smoot is probably best known for his role in the Vikings sex boat scandal, but that incident shouldn't obscure the fact that he's eminently quotable. (Twitter was invented for Smoot. Why he isn't on it is one of life's great mysteries.) If you can get past the Mississippi accent, he's got the Andy Griffith homespun wisdom thing down pat. Well, if Andy Griffith was hyped up on SMACK Energy Bars. Last season, Cap'n Smoot weighed in on his lifelong hatred of the Dallas Cowboys, and shared his thoughts on the NFL arbitrarily punishing players for various transgressions.
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