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In what many people found a surprising move, Lamar Odom recently married Khloe Kardashian after just three weeks of dating. In this video we talk to someone who is an expert on dating, actress comedian Luenell. You may remember her from the movie Borat. She says she knows how Khloe got Lamar.

Check out the video after the jump.

So the big Lamar Odom-Khloe Kardashian wedding that was supposed to go off last weekend? According to TMZ, the two lovebirds took part in the ceremony but remain unhitched because attorneys need more than a half-hour head start to work up prenup documents.

Don't worry, though; once all the legal wrangling is worked out, wedded bliss will follow. (And shortly thereafter, divorce proceedings. Call it a hunch.) In the meantime, longtime Odom friend, NBA player and relationship expert Ron Artest spoke to TMZ on the pending nuptials.

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are getting married this weekend. But the "WTF" quotient gets ratcheted up a few "WTF"s when I tell you that Joe Francis (of "Girls Gone Wild" fame) is throwing Odom's bachelor party.

The party, which is being held at Les Deux (sounds fancy!) in Los Angeles Thursday night at 9 PM, will feature a few things that are slightly more amusing than, say, an ice luge. Or a slip-n-slide.

TMZ has learned Joe Francis is hosting Lamar's swan song to bachelorhood tomorrow at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood. It will be a formal affair ... with stripper poles and "midgets."

Of course, TMZ obviously has their priorities wrong, although Francis certainly doesn't -- "midgets" and "tons of candy" are on the flier. Which makes me wonder, how does this all shake out?

Khloe Kardashian is getting married to Lamar Odom, y'all. But you already knew that. What you didn't know is that this ish is going down THIS FREAKING WEEKEND.

You might ask, isn't this too soon? Rationality and common sense would scream back at you, "YES!" Love, on the other hand, says, "Get bent, dude." Because that's how love rolls.