
After last year's unmitigated disaster --
which moved at the pace of a beer league game -- the NHL has dramatically re-imagined its YoungStars All-Star Weekend event, making it less of a game than a puckhead version of Streetball (which matches well with
the rumored "slam dunk competition" later in the evening, and should fuel those "Bettman is an NBA sleeper agent" conspiracy theories).
According to NHL.com, the two YoungStars teams "will play two six-minute periods of running time. One faceoff will start each period. If the puck leaves the ice, another will get thrown on. If a team scores, the three players have to retreat to their defensive side of center ice before attacking again. For a team to be declared the victor, it will have to win each period."
Eh, whatever. Sounds fun, especially with Patrick Kane, Sam Gagner and Peter Mueller operating in the West and no big lumbering mope named Malkin in the East this time around.
Mirtle correctly points out that most of these players might as well be rookies from the Martian League for the general populace of hockey fans in Atlanta, but I think this format works well to defuse that problem: A few dazzling goals by these players in a 3-on-3 format and the fans will come around. Where the League has made an enormous mistake is between the pipes.
Eric Duhatschek reports that due to the lack of rookie talent in goal these days -- Carey Price, we hardly knew ye -- the regular all-star goalie will also play the rookie game.
Great. As a Devils fan, the last thing I want to see is an overworked Marty Brodeur stretching to stop Kane/Mueller 2-on-1's followed by a few Western Conference trick-shots later in the skills competitions. But more importantly: Who the hell wants to see quality defense in either the YoungStars game or the "slam dunk" competition? Forget the cream of the crop; the NHL should draft the four biggest slices of Swiss in the League at the break and punish them by turning them into All-Star skills competition prop sieves.
Finally, a reason to get Atlanta's
Johan Hedberg (3.18 GAA, .899 save percentage), Tampa Bay's
Johan Holmqvist (3.09, .886), Edmonton's
Dwayne Roloson (3.12, .901) and
Los Angeles King and television personality Jean-Sebastien Aubin (3.20, .889) into this year's all-star festivities.