
Yup. This guy.
The Lindsay Lohan sweating an athlete thing isn't brand spanking earth shattering news. She's already discussed, in a rather profane manner, how attractive she thinks Michael Phelps is, and the now, she may or may not be infatuated with a certain Chicago Bears quarterback.
That's right, Kyle Orton, you are pretty, pretty, pretty attractive.
Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton - dubbed ''super-hot" by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player's dance-floor moves.It's hard to decide what's more amazing: that Orton has sick dance moves or that he's considered "super-hot" by a bunch of quasi celebrities, some of whom I can't name, and at least one of whom has been noted in the past as being a bit promiscuous.
Still, it's a pretty big couple of weeks for Orton. First he wins the Bears gig in a fierce battle of brilliant quarterbacks against Rex Grossman and now he's being stalked by Lohan? If the Bears can land a Marty Booker type for their second wideout spot, Orton = Easy Street.
I don't pretend to be able to judge how attractive a man is. It's tough trying to figure out what women want. I do, usually, think I can spot an ugly dude, though. It doesn't matter one bit to his football play -- which is quite ugly at times -- but
Being a Bears fan, I figured I was in for at least a little bit of torture last night. The game was at home against the lowly Niners on Fox -- meaning 

If anyone had the pleasure of watching the Seahawks first defense obliterate the Bears' pathetic offensive line Saturday night, you'll know why I put win in quotes in the title of this piece. The Vikings and Packers pass rush units have to be licking their chops at the chance to face this line twice during the regular season. It was an embarrassing display until the Seahawks called off the dogs.
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While 
Chris Williams was drafted 14th overall by the Bears. They knew there were back issues, and as a matter of fact, many teams were scared off by these back issues. When the Bears took Williams, here's who was left on the board that could have helped them: 