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It's Official! Kris Benson signs with the Phillies! Good for him. Have you seen the Orioles motto for this season? "THIS IS BIRDLAND." That's a great way to get fans into the park. "We traded away our stars. COME SEE THE BIRD, THE ACTUAL ANIMAL THE BIRD"

With the migration of Anna Benson comes the next chapter in a Dugout story that began in the long long ago before the darkness came about how Anna would sleep with everyone on the team including the mascot if she ever caught her husband cheating. The only way this could get better for us is if she got traded to the Red Sox and got to deflower Wally the Green Monster. She would have to go into the police force and get choked by Dmitri Young to be more Dugout ready.

Anna Benson wears a jersey around her cleavage like we'd never expect and Kris Benson gets into a plane crash and misses the '08 season with a dilated brain in today's Dugout, after the jump.

For further proof that nothing's sacred in the ongoing rivalry between Red Sox fans and Yankees fans, we present this bit of news:

The Yankees' page on Wikipedia, according to a message posted by the Powers That Be, has been shut down for any further editing until late August, due to "vandalism."

The Red Sox page, at least as of this writing, is still open for business -- of the editing sort.

Now, we have no proof that the responsible party was a Red Sox fan. Hey, it could have been a Mets fan or perhaps even an Astros fan, still lamenting the loss of Roger Clemens. Or maybe even a pesky Pirates fan, trying to throw us all off the trail.

Personally, my money's on Julian Tavarez.

HT: ProJo Sox Blog.