As part of our College Football preview series, we've been lucky enough to peek into the world of the JoePa Chronicles, where Fake Joe Paterno regales us and those around him with tales of football history, international intrigue, and that one weird story where he probably confused Ki-Jana Carter with Jimmy Carter. Fake JoePa also has lots to say about the upcoming season, and today he talks about the Big Ten.
AND THAT IS HOW LASSIE ACQUIRED THE CANINE AIDS
Just for saving a little red-headed boy? That hardly seems
NOT JUST ANY REDHEAD, A KNOWN IRISH
Whatever. Can I go home now? It's like 8 and all you've done since lunch is watch TV.
THIS IS FILM STUDIES, WE HAD A VERY INCONSISTENT YEAR LAST YEAR
No, it's not. It's the first season of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. And I think you know that because you've been singing along to the theme song even when it's not playing.
GO GO NOW A DANGER
I'm leaving.
GO GO COWS IN MANGERS
AND THAT IS HOW LASSIE ACQUIRED THE CANINE AIDS Just for saving a little red-headed boy? That hardly seems NOT JUST ANY REDHEAD, A KNOWN IRISH Whatever. Can I go home now? It's like 8 and all you've done since lunch is watch TV. THIS IS FILM STUDIES, WE HAD A VERY INCONSISTENT YEAR LAST YEAR No, it's not. It's the first season of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. And I think you know that because you've been singing along to the theme song even when it's not playing. GO GO NOW A DANGER I'm leaving. GO GO COWS IN MANGERS
