
Are you like me? Do you wonder how in God's name we came this far on whether
Roger Clemens did or did not get his ample behind pricked with needles over the course of what may or may not have been several career-defining years? Now the government is involved, which doesn't seem to be doing much good, except for giving us something to talk about between
sleep apnea and
Euro-mullets.
If you were under the impression that most of this is a ruse, that people in the government don't actually care what Roger Clemens did, that maybe they just want to bogart some precious free camera time,
Rep. Lynn Westmoreland's admission to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution won't do much to dissuade you. Because Congressmen, well, they ask for autographs like everyone else:
Q: There are reports that Clemens signed autographs and posed for pictures with some congressmen and staff members. Do you believe that's appropriate?
A: "I'm not going to tell other members of the House how to run their offices. He's obviously a huge star. But I was meeting with him as a member of Congress who sits on a committee that can have a significant impact on this man's life. This wasn't Fantasy Baseball Camp. For me personally, I didn't think it was appropriate to ask for a picture or an autograph. Besides, I'm a Braves fan."
Q: So you weren't among those who received a picture or an autograph?
A: "No."
I'm wondering if
Brian McNamee received the same treatment.
Bud Selig?
Don Fehr? Surely their autographs have to be worth something. Or maybe everyone involved here realizes just what tomorrow is -- a sham no more valid than a Harlem Globetrotters game, or a professional wrestling match. Both sides know the score.
What's sad is that I don't even believe that. I think tomorrow is, if not important, at least a precautionary device used to warn leagues about what happens when things go off the rails. The warning:
Encourage 'roiding, and we'll bury your stars. But when the public keeps buying tickets, and congressmen are asking the accused for autographs, it's not hard not to get really cynical really fast.