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NEW YORK - Mets right-hander John Maine, who was supposed to continue a minor-league rehabilitation assignment Saturday, instead will not pick up a ball for a week because of recurring discomfort in his shoulder.

Maine (5-4 with a 4.52 ERA) called his injury "a little bit of a pinched nerve" and conceded he will be out at least through the All-Star break.

Without Maine, the Mets can continue to use Fernando Nieve in the rotation. Nieve, claimed from the Astros on waivers in March, is 3-0 with a 1.31 ERA since being called up.

Oliver Perez, out since early May, is scheuled to pitch Sunday for Class A Brooklyn on his rehab assignment.

Maine, who went on the disabled list June 12, said he was fine throwing a bullpen session Wednesday but had his shoulder act up Thursday while playing catch.

"I had to say something," he said. "I thought I could get through it and I just couldn't.

"I threw about 10 [times] and it hurt, so I just stopped."

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Well, that took freaking forever ... but the Blue Jays finally started to stink the joint up. I swear to you, you can't stay long atop the MLB Power Rankings -- our failure by osmosis jinxing ability is just too strong, son. At any rate, it was a weird week for ranking baseball: the Cubs continued to skid, the Padres went on a tear and Toronto fell off the face of the planet. So, yeah, spiciness ensued, and you may take the jump to see how badly your team fared. Unless you're a Rangers or a Braves fan, in which case they couldn't have done that poorly.

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If you don't know which outfielder, other than Carlos Beltran, has the most RBI since the start of the 2006 season, don't worry.

It doesn't bother Raul Ibañez.

Because Ibañez worries only about the perception of him by his family and peers, he has had no trouble fitting in with the Phillies. And while he says he will never try to justify his new three-year, $31.5 million deal – perhaps the most criticized signing of the offseason – he has thus far done just that.

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He's only 21 years old. He's only 21 years old. Whenever you get frustrated that your future fantasy stud is struggling, it's important to take a breather and repeat those words. When I was 21, I think I spent my Wednesday nights playing Counter-Strike and eating bad pizza. Justin Upton, on the other hand, has to deal with expectations that he's the next Willie Mays. Whatever happened to the 27-year-old "breakout" rule? Suddenly it's six years younger?

After a few days of speculation, the Mets have finally made a decision on Oliver Perez. Omar Minaya announced to the press last night that Perez would go on the 15-day DL with "patella tendinitis," which I'm fairly sure is just code for, "We have no idea what's wrong with this dude, but he can make some rehab starts if we do this." In his place, Jonathan Niese has been called up from Triple-A Buffalo and will start on Friday.

I'm not entirely certain the Mets have any idea what to do with Perez. They had talked about sending him to the bullpen for some extra work, but it's not a stretch to think that they probably didn't want a guy that's averaging a walk an inning this year working out of the bullpen in any situation. Thus, we have the surprising DL visit, the safe haven for struggling pitchers for as long as the disabled list has existed, I suspect.

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What a zany week for a pair of pitchers with amazing stories: Zack Greinke is America's favorite story right now, somehow managing to be hotter than Twitter. (And if Oprah starts doing him too, I'm just quitting. And I mean everything.) Meanwhile, Rick Ankiel (you may hear word of this "podcast" we're doing about him, but that's because I'm shameless like that), a former star on the mound as well, nearly decapitates himself running into an outfield wall. And yet, life goes on. Just like our Power Rankings.

Who conned the Mets worse, Bernie Madoff or Oliver Perez?

Well, Madoff – so far. Mets ownership may have lost a nine-figure sum in the infamous Ponzi scheme, so the $36 million the Wilpon family has dropped in the Perez scheme seems like just a little lagniappe.

The Mets today announced that Perez will go from the rotation to the bullpen, replaced by 40-year-old Japanese rookie Ken Takahashi.

Perez sealed his fate Saturday in Philadelphia. He had usually risen to the occasion when facing the Phillies, but this time he walked six in 2 1/3 innings.

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Who would have thought that Dexter Fowler's five stolen base game wouldn't even last a week as the high steals game in 2009. Carl Crawford did him one better Sunday, taking six in as many chances. Crawford is now 17-17 in stolen base attempts this season. Lost in the shuffle was that his 4-4 day at the plate caused his average to rise all the way up to .317.

There are few players in the majors that are more frustrating to watch than Oliver Perez. In 2004, he was so filthy he was compared to Randy Johnson. Five years later, he's being labeled New York's $36 million Titanic. After a series of brutal starts where Perez has flashed more Hyde than Jekyll, the Mets are faced with an unenviable decision of either sending him to the minors or the bullpen. And now it looks like there may be one other relief option for this madness.

NEW YORK -- Managing Oliver Perez is like trying to climb a sheer, slippery rock. There aren't too many places where you can get a real good grip, so when you find out, you grip it real, real tight.

This is where Mets manager Jerry Manuel finds himself. At a loss to explain why Perez's results so often struggle to match up with his ability, Manuel said this afternoon that he'll start the struggling left-hander Saturday in Philadelphia against the World Series champion Phillies because he thinks this is the kind of game in which Perez will actually pitch well.