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I feel confident in writing that Cowboys safety Pat Watkins won't be up for any awards for his camera work, but MartyBTv isn't about the cinematography. It's about seeing the world through the eyes Martellus Bennett, the team's second-year tight end and locker room personality.

On Tuesday, Marty B. toured Jones Mahal for the first time, and had the forethought to document the event for the rest of us. Good times ensued.

Video after the jump, highlights below:

Last week, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said that he would gladly welcome "Adam" Pacman Jones back on the roster assuming, of course, commissioner Roger Goodell could see fit to reinstate the strip-club lovin' cornerback.

Goodell, who, on Oct. 14, suspended Jones indefinitely, has yet to rule on the matter, but Mr. Pacman, after a stint in rehab, is back in Dallas awaiting a verdict. According to the Dallas Morning News' Calvin Watkins, Jones completed a 30-day stint in a Boston alcohol treatment facility where it was determined that he didn't have any alcohol problems.

So that's all it took? Thirty days to undo a lifetime of addiction and poor decision making? Man, the Titans must really be kicking themselves for not thinking of this. Sounds dubious to me, and I suspect that when the treatment center says "Jones doesn't have any alcohol problems," they mean it in a "he didn't get sloppy drunk and trash the place" sense.

Whatever, Jones is back in his Dallas-area home staring at the phone.

I would love to meet these "Dolphins officials" to ask if they were drunk or high when they made these comments. Via the Miami Herald's Barry Jackson, anonymous source maestro:

Some Dolphins officials believe their safeties are better than Dallas'. Among the best battles in camp: Jason Allen (first-team snaps in May/June), Renaldo Hill (expects to be 100 percent after surgery to an anterior cruciate ligament) and former Falcons starter Chris Crocker vying to start opposite Yeremiah Bell. ''Jason has a lot of speed and I like what I see, as much as you can like in shorts and a T-shirt,'' secondary coach Todd Bowles said.

Also worth finding out: are these "officials" part of the coaching staff/scouting department, or do they work in the ticket office/accounting/anywhere but coaching staff or scouting department? I'm going with the latter.

In any event, assuming somebody actually believes this to be true, I suspect it all comes down to the Cowboys' Roy Williams. The guy has been crucified this offseason for, well, not being very good. Still, Ken Hamlin had an impressive season (so much so that Dallas wants to keep him around for a while), Pat Watkins continues to develop, and Anthony Henry could eventually move to safety, which would only upgrade the unit.