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Urban Meyer Is Suddenly Concerned About Patrick Johnson's ACT

Patrick Johnson is the best high school corner available this year, depending on who you listen to. Earlier in the year he committed to Miami, but he re-opened his recruiting, focusing on Florida, Florida State and LSU. He picked LSU and planned to enroll early, but those plans were recently kiboshed:
LSU's top-rated football recruit, cornerback Patrick Johnson of Blanche Ely High School in Pompano Beach, Fla., said he still plans to join the Tigers even though he was unable to begin school this week as expected after his ACT score was questioned by the NCAA.
Johnson is qualified because his ACT score, previously stuck on 16 after multiple attempts, suddenly jumped to 22. The NCAA is supposed to review all such unexplained jumps, as they're statistically improbable. All well and good. Care to wonder why the NCAA is looking into this?
"I'm not upset," Johnson said. "Florida made an issue about the ACT score. They're cowards. They had to go behind my back. But that's OK. We play them this year (on Oct. 11 at Florida)."
Urban Meyer, or someone on his staff suddenly got real suspicious about that test score when Johnson committed to Not Florida. Anyone care to guess who Les Miles will declare LSU's newest f*#$ing rival?

Recruit Patrick Johnson for Sale* on eBay


Asking price: $100,000

Patrick Johnson is an OMG shirtless cornerback recruit out of Miami. He's supposed to be the second coming of Deion Sanders, and we mean it this time**. As far as eBay listings go, Johnson's is bare bones. He's billed as an "Elite 08 CB Prospect Pledge to Highest Bidder!".

I'm a little nervous about offering a bid as the seller lists his condition as "used". I suspect he's got some scar tissue in a knee that needs to get cleaned up and my program just might not have the patience to wait that out as we'd want him on the field right away.

On the upside, Johnson's write-up says he was the winner of the 2008 USA Today Defensive Player of the Year Award. He's also got this working for him: "he can run fast, jump high, and shut down half the field". You know, that's a hell of a sell job. On second thought I think we gotta put in a bid. Now if you'll excuse me for a moment I must retrieve my credit card.

*Not for sale

** Ahem, Dominic Robinson

*** For the unaware, Johnson recently "decommitted" from longtime favorite Miami. The Hurricane fans are not taking this well.

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