It's not exactly Carroll jumping around in a Wonderbread racing suit, but that's ok.
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The Obligatory Pete Carroll Practical Joke Post
It's not exactly Carroll jumping around in a Wonderbread racing suit, but that's ok.
Buckeyes Have a Bargain in Tressel; Hawkeyes Hoping Magic Beans Sprout Soon

Attention KMart shoppers: We have a blue light special in Columbus, where right now we're offering 22% off of national championship winning coaches. So says Forbes, which is out with a list it calls The Best (And Worst) College Football Coaches For The Buck (slideshow warning). According to their algorithm, Jim Tressel's $2.6 million annual salary is under the market rate for coaches with similar achievements. The Buckeye boss should be making just under $3.2 million a year.
That sounds like a lot of money, mostly because it is. Yet Forbes says that even Pete Carroll (2007 compensation estimated at $4.4 million) is underpaid. They say Southern Cal's coach should be making about a Chevy Cobalt more than $5 million a year, based on his two national titles. (No word on how the Stanford loss affected his overall value, alas.)
So cheer up, Buckeye fans; you may have lost two straight BCS Title Games, but (a) you actually made it to two straight BCS Title Games, and (b) you didn't overpay for the privilege.
Of course, if somebody's underpaid, somebody's overpaid too. Who's the most overpaid coach in college football, according to Forbes? Hint: his name rhymes with "irk parents."
Pac 10 Preview: East Coast Bias Strikes Again
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Pete Carroll Faxes in His Anger (!!)
An early signing period may be coming to college football. In fact, in a recent American Football Coaches Association poll, 73% of coaches favored an AFCA recommendation for an early signing period. Signing Day would then shift from February to December. The AFCA sent those findings to coaches, and Pete Carroll flipped.Carroll is especially upset - he faxed back his response with "this is a terrible change!!" scrawled across the bottomExclamation point exclamation point (!!). Nice.
I'm with Carroll on this one, the proposal would be ridiculously unfair to the athletes. It also likely furthers Carroll's opinion that other coaches are "lazy". Coaches are still being hired and fired after December, the season's not over, and not all players have been able to make recruiting visits or would rather make them once the high school and college football seasons have ended.
There's no reason to lock players into commitments especially when recruiting is a two-way, usually lengthy information gathering process. The greater amount of time given to it, the more all parties are able to gather about the other and make the best possible decision.
This is bad policy.
I've got a forum here at FanHouse to make my opinion known, but I admire Carroll's less nuanced Fax Machine Diplomacy. Maybe he's onto something.
Southern Cal Loses Starting Quarterback to Non-Contact Knee Injury

For all the worrying coaches do about protecting quarterbacks in the offseason and in practices, the fact remains that
Pete Carroll was reminded of this duality today, as head QB in charge Mark Sanchez crumpled in a heap during stretching drills and was carted off the field. The AP is using non-specific, CYA terms like "apparent knee injury," but this certainly has all the symptoms of a torn ligament or patellar dislocation.
If it's a dislocated kneecap, that's not so bad; last year, their center Kristoffer O'Dowd suffered the same injury, and he "only" missed four games. ACL tears, of course, are a bit more severe.
For now, USC will turn to Arkansas transfer and former super-recruit Mitch Mustain, who never should have left Metallica. Mustain left Arkansas in the wake of some vague scandal, and did so in such a negative light that programs like Louisville and Oklahoma actually publicly balked on his transfer. But kid can throw, and while USC awaits Sanchez's fate, it's Mitch's game.
And yes, that's right, stretching drills. SbB expresses amazement that there's such a thing as a "carioca" drill in football and links to some Fred Astaire video, but surely I can't be the only one who remembers this drill from high school. It's not that obscure. As stretches go, it's actually kind of fun.
*Giant honking ruin-my-argument exception: Concussions.
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Arkansas running back Michael Smith picks up yardage in the red-white game in Fayetteville, Ark., in this April 26, 2008 photo. Smith is the projected starter for the Razorbacks under new coach Bobby Petrino. (AP Photo/April L. Brown)
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Penn State football quarterbacks Paul Cianciolo, left, Pat Devlin, center, and Daryll Clark drop back to throw during practice in State College, Friday, Aug. 8, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
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Penn State football quarterbacks Paul Cianciolo, left, Pat Devlin, center, and Daryll Clark drop back to throw during practice in State College, Friday, Aug. 8, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
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Penn State guard Rich Ohrnberger, second from left, reaches out and fixes coach Joe Paterno's hair during team photos in State College, Friday, Aug. 8, 2008. Left is kicker Kevin Kelly (23) and right is Tony Davis (11). (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
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Penn State quarterback Daryll Clark (17)throws during practice as quarterback coach Jay Paterno, background right, watches at right during practice in State College, Friday, Aug. 8, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
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Penn State football coach Joe Paterno scratches his head during a news conference in State College, Friday, Aug. 8, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
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Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, right, laughs with quarterback Daryll Clark during practice in State College, Friday, Aug. 8, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
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Connecticut Quarterback Tyler Lorenzen speaks with reporters during his football team's media day in Storrs, Conn., on Friday, Aug. 8, 2008. (AP Photo/Fred Beckham)
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Penn State football coach Joe Paterno pauses during a news conference in State College, Pa., Friday, Aug. 8, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
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Connecticut football coach Randy Edsall speaks with reporters during his football team's media day in Storrs, Conn., on Friday, Aug. 8, 2008. (AP Photo/Fred Beckham)
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The Nick Saban-Pete Carroll Recruiting Axis
Imagine, hyper aggressive football coaches getting bent about being hemmed in from the honey and wine seduction of high school boys. The NCAA recently mandated that head coaches stay out of the recruiting game for a full month in the middle of the long, boring offseason. It's some bitter medicine for Alabama coach Nick Saban, judging by his comments at SEC Media Day."That rule, I don't care what anybody thinks, was made out of paranoia ... that somebody else was doing something that they weren't doing."Rrrraawwwwrrrrrr!
Recall, Carroll said the following in March about the rule change:
"I don't want to sound like a jerk," [USC coach Pete] Carroll says, "But other coaches ... they're just lazy."Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to an uncomfortable football alliance that just so happens to be between two of the game's biggest powers. Where have we seen this before? We speculate Carroll still wants to carve up pieces of Alabama recruiting territory and Saban wants the Pac-10 schedule, but for now they share common ground.
Of course this means their tanks now dangerously point towards two fronts -- Poland, I mean Indianapolis (NCAA headquarters, natch) and Baton Rouge (common enemy). Awesome.
Pete Carroll Powers Nuclear Aircraft Carrier With Good Vibes, Positivity
Admit it: Pete Carroll and awesomeness go together better than chimps and firearms. He doesn't even really exist in your and my universe. Oh, we may see him from time to time, but it's only a mild courtesy so that he may demonstrate his ultragalactic superiority. Sort of like Alanis Morrisette as God in Dogma, except... well, there are obvious differences.Carroll's latest trip from the cosmos took him, several former Trojans, and a host of other USC alumni to an aircraft carrier off the California coast (it was one of ours, don't worry). The Trojan posse, which included Arizona Cardinals QB Matt Leinart (pictured at left with Carroll) and NFL HOF lineman Ron Yary, treated crew members of the USS Stennis to autographs, picture sessions, and a game of catch. Oh, and Carroll drove the aircraft carrier. Said former center Jeremy Hogue, who organized and documented the whole trip:
They never tired of the autographs or photos... going strong for 27+ hours with little to no sleep walking from corner to corner throughout the floating city that is the USS Stennis, which has no elevators! [...] And this wasn't done for press or PR or photo opportunities. I invited them and they came. All Trojans should be proud.Hogue is right; this wasn't done for PR, which is precisely why you'll have to click through for pictures. It's still an incredibly cool gesture as well as one more reminder that you cannot, in your wildest imagination, one-up Pete Carroll. Think of the awesomest thing he could do, then just wait. He'll be riding dinosaurs with afros and shooting lasers at pirate zombies by 2011. And he'll be positively jacked about that, man.
Chris Galippo Goes in for Surgery
Rey-Rey Maualuga is going to have to find a new backup, as the USC linebacking corps has suffered its first major setback of the 2008 season.USC redshirt freshman linebacker Chris Galippo has played nary a snap for the Men of Troy but he is going under the knife for the second time since joining the team.
The Los Angeles Daily News reports that the high school All-American underwent back surgery for the second time in nine months yesterday and will miss part of the 2008 season.
According to head coach Pete Carroll, "It's very similar to the surgery he had before but on a different disc."
Galippo was slated to back up Rey Maualuga at middle linebacker, but will relenquich those duties for at least the start of the season.
All Hail Your New Rutgers Recruiting Overlords
Not pictured: Schiano crashing the trophy down on losing coach Brady Hoke's head. Hoke was 49.
How many high school commitments does your favorite football team have for 2009? Odds are not many, especially if you're a Niners fan. Sure, there's USC with 15 future All-Americans, about whom Pete Carroll is feeling jacked. And there's Texas, loaded as ever, here at the dusk of June. Oh, and also with 19 commitments, of course, is Greg Schiano and Rutgers.
That's right, Rutgers.
No, this story didn't take a sharp detour into Crazyland, where the marching band plays kazoos and the yards are marked with cake frosting; this is actually happening. Rutgers, out there in the Big East and with negative infinity football tradition, is absolutely cleaning up. Their latest success is wideout Shawney Kersey, a lanky, three-star prospect with a four-and-a-half-star name (it's not Barkevious Mingo, but that's all right) who was destined for West Virginia last week.
Kersey's commitment will make it 13 such in June alone, which is more than most teams have, um, at all so far. Most of them hail from New Jersey, which means that recruiting goldmine (see Moreno, Knowshon) may well be drying up for outside teams.
If Rutgers continues to lock up their home state, Big East teams will probably wish--if they don't already--that Schiano had actually accepted one of his rumored offers. For now, though, all your Big East are belong to Greg Schiano.
LA Sheriff Collides With Pete Carroll
That traffic in southern California can be absolutely brutal. It's not just that you have to be careful, but you have to always be wary of the other unpredictable drivers that roam the highways and byways. You never know when someone will cut you off. Just ask Pete Carroll.
According to Scott Wolf in the LA Daily News, the rock-star coach was simply minding his own business, cruising through Malibu on the Pacific Coast Highway Tuesday evening, when suddenly:
"I was in the fast lane and the cop came from the slow lane and pulled right in front of me to make a U-turn," Carroll said. "(My car) got hammered."
That's right, a cop. Apparently it was an LA County Sheriff who ruined Carroll's evening. Luckily there were no injuries, and everyone is OK. Carroll even attended a high school football camp the following day. The worst thing to come out of it was Carroll having to remain at the scene for a few hours while everything was wrapped up.
What's a little odd here isn't just a police car ramming Carroll, but according to the article, the Malibu sheriff station was completely unaware of the incident. Wouldn't you think the sheriff station would know if one of their own was involved in totaling Pete Carroll's car?
