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Liverpool Ships Peter Crouch to Portsmouth

So much for that whole "He's big, he's red, his feet stick out the bed!" chant.

England striker Peter Crouch is leaving Liverpool and will join FA Cup champions Portsmouth on Monday for a reported transfer fee of £10 million. Pompey apparently outbid Tottenham Hotspur for the 6'7" forward, who had fallen out of favor with Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez last season.

The transfers of Crouch and (eventually) midfielder Xabi Alonso are expected to pay for the acquisition of Aston Villa captain Gareth Barry, though the drama surrounding Barry's transfer is getting ridiculous. Villa rejected a £15 million offer from Liverpool for Barry, who was disciplined by manager Martin O'Neill after his recent outburst over wanting to move to Anfield. The asking price for Barry is reportedly £18 million.

As for Crouch, he'll be having his nachos with a pretty solid strike force that includes Nwankwo Kanu, Jermain Defoe, John Utaka and David Nugent. That should serve Pompey pretty well for its first ever season playing in the UEFA Cup. All that's left is for the supporters to find a second line to follow, "He's big, he's blue..."

Rio Ferdinand Thinks the Russian Mob Is Funny; Peter Crouch, Not So Much

The English version of "Punk'd" hasn't made it's way to BBC America, but after seeing this, I'll be calling my cable operator about it. Manchester United's Rio Ferdinand plays a much more capable Ashton Kutcher, and in this episode, Liverpool's Peter Crouch is the victim:

After Ferdinand let him in on the joke, I'm pretty sure Crouch remained seated because he had soiled himself. And I can't say I blame him.

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