Peter Vecsey presents a handful of interesting theories about Don Nelson and the Warriors today. In the span of several paragraphs, he suggests the following theories, all of which need to be taken with a bowling-ball-sized grain of salt:- The Warriors are thinking of buying out Nelson rather than risk player mutiny next season;
- Nelson benched Baron Davis in the pivotal second-to-last game of the season because he was angry Davis "partied" the night before;
- Nelson benched Davis in a passive aggressive attempt at getting fired so tha he can retire while still collecting his salary;
- Nelson benched Davis with the Warriors "unspoken blessing" in a passive aggressive attempt to anger Davis enough to opt-out of his contract and leave.
Pretty much every team that had even a passing interest in Mike D'Antoni would have to consider Nelson, right? His teams won't play a lot of defense, but they'll score a ton points, put butts in the seats and do wonders for the local mock turtleneck economy. That has to count for something, right?




























