
When the internet stops being relevant in a few years and EBay slinks slowly off into the darkness, at least we will remember all the fun times we had watching millionaire athletes sell their valuable personal goods to random strangers in an online auction.
Manny Ramirez slinging
his grill comes immediately to mind and if we ever find out which Laker is
selling his championship ring, he will surely be chided with a level of disgust that equals our adoration of the M-Ram.
One authentic 1999-2000 Los Angeles Lakers NBA Championship Ring ... This is a large ring by normal standards but is considered to be a "ladies-size" since it is size 8 1/2. ... The top is paveed with 27 brilliant cut diamonds ... On one side of the ring the person's name is cut out. This is the name of the person who originally received the ring in the Lakers Organization ... The words "Bling Bling" are on this side with the triangle in the background. The year 2000 is also cut out on this side.
And clearly, that's not even half of the description. There are more mentions of diamonds and the various logos that are on the ring (there's a Triangle Offense in diamonds, a Lakers logo in diamonds, it comes with a diamond encrusted certificate of authenticity, etc.). But everyone wants to know who the seller is.
Leitch
hypothesized quite quickly,
based on the roster, that the would-be culprit is
John Celestand. But you know what? I'm taking
Rick Fox . Mainly because I dislike Carolina, and he and
King Rice haunted my childhood, but also, for some reason I could see him mentioning the ladies size thing.
Or, more likely, it's just some random person in the organization that backdoored a ring. But it's fun to dream.