
On the Masters' website, you can
sort the leaderboard by first-time players, International vs. American, amateurs and past champions. The only good news for Seve Ballesteros is that he's not in last place in three of these categories. Otherwise, the former two-time Masters champion has to be having a miserable time. He posted an 86 on Thursday -- good for last place, and through 13 holes today, he's 5-over (including double-bogeys at the Par-4, 5th and Par-3, 12th).
The fact that a 50-year-old past champion would struggle on one of the planet's toughest courses isn't really news; but that many people revel in his misfortune is kinda curious. Ballesteros is, shall we say, known for stretching the rules. During his prime -- and especially during the Ryder Cups -- Ballesteros has been known to do things like "accidentally" cough during his opponent's mid-backswing and things
reached a tipping point in 1991:
After accusing each other of cheating at The Belfry in 1989, the feud between Seve Ballesteros and Paul Azinger escalated at Kiawah Island in 1991. Azinger: 'I can tell you were not trying to cheat.' Ballesteros: 'Oh no. Breaking the rules and cheating are two different things.'
Um, okay. Whatever, Ballesteros is responsible for putting Spain on the pro golfing map. He trail-blazed the way for players like José María Olazábal and later Sergio Garcia. Still, if you see people smiling as Ballesteros walks off the green after carding another round north of 80, you'll know why.