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Minnesota Mascot Mocks Penn State's Jerome Hayes as He Prays

Sure, it looks like the Minnesota Gophers mascot is mocking Penn State defensive end Jerome Hayes as he prays before last Saturday's game. But I like to think that it was deeper than that.

The Nittany Lions are ranked 13th in both the BCS standings and the AP poll, and the Gophers need all the help -- divine or otherwise -- that they can get. Perhaps the mascot, drawing inspiration from Hayes, figured it couldn't hurt to say a little prayer for Minnesota, too. Or maybe he was just making fun of a guy as he gave thanks to his god.

Video sacrilege after the jump.

Jets, Bills Have a History of Punching Each Other in the Face

If we don't learn from history, we'll miss out on bringing it up when it happens again. So let me be the first to congratulate Jets defensive back James Ihedigbo for phantom-punching the Bills' Derek Fine in overtime of Sunday's game.

Because I wouldn't otherwise have a good reason to trot out this old-school video of Jets' defensive lineman Marty Lyons giving the business to Bills' quarterback Jim Kelly. (And, clearly, I would never post anything without a good reason.)

You can see how far we have come as a football-loving society after the jump.

Good News Pats Haters: Tom Brady Is Going to Hell


If Titans head coach Jeff Fisher is looking for a silver lining, something to motivate his team hours after getting throttled by the Patriots 59-0, maybe this is it: Tom Brady is going to Hell.

At least according to the Amazing Grace Baptist Church, which declared that New England's quarterback is destined for eternal damnation for his sinful existence in this life. Via NESN (via the Huddle)

Fantasy Football Cut-N-Go: Coping With The Bye Weeks

Cut-N-Go is Fantasy Football FanHouse's weekday roundup of the NFL news with fantasy football impact.

The bye weeks are finally upon us, but relax it's no time to panic. You see, had you planned your draft accordingly you would have realized that when you drafted Matt Forte, Drew Brees and Greg Jennings they all had a bye in Week 5. OK, show of hands if you're really that on top of things. Listen, I try to cover those bases, but once the beers flow and the clock starts -- I lose focus.

Regardless, we will get through this together. It's October (the best month of the year) with a glorious weekend of sports and fantasy football on tap. There's never a reason to let a few voids in your roster make you worrisome. Come on, you don't want to walk around like Tony Romo on most Sunday afternoons (kinda-sorta kidding). Just check out our weekly player rankings and tune into the Sunday tailgate. We promise to help you get through this.

Now let's poke around and see what's newsworthy this side of fantasy football.

Tom Brady Admits to Begging for Flags

It all started with the bogus personal foul penalty on the Ravens' Terrell Suggs for his late hit caress of Tom Brady's upper thigh. First, Rodney Harrison suggested Brady remove the skirt he wore over his uniform. Then predictably angry Pats fans responded, followed by Tom Terrific, who took Rodney's comments in the spirit in which they were intended -- as a joke.

And that was that, right?

Not quite. Even though Brady kidded that, "Rodney's been fined more than any player in the history of the NFL, so I can understand why he's a little sensitive about cheap shots at the quarterback," according to the Boston Globe, he's not apologizing for whining to the official for a flag following the Suggs fly-by.

Brady Responds to Harrison, Belichick Talks Seau and 'Bull Stomping'

This is a couple days old but, really, there's always room for more Tom Brady news. You're welcome.

Sunday night Rodney Harrison, former Patriots cheap-shot expert turned NBC studio analyst, had some advice for Brady following Baltimore-New England game: "... Tom Brady, if you're listening, take off the skirt and put on some slacks -- toughen up." The comments were in reference to this play, one that left Ray Lewis very sad.

Tom Brady's New England Teammates Carrying Him for a Change

Things haven't been easy for Tom Brady so far this season, but he'll take a 2-1 start while he gets things figured out.FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- As mere mortals, we're conditioned to believe life is easy for guys like Tom Brady. Fame, success, good looks, championship glory ... these things make it seem as if a dude is coasting through life, surfing the biggest waves with minimal effort, skiing on one ski.

But that isn't always the way, and anybody who tuned in around halftime of Sunday's Patriots-Falcons game saw a Tom Brady who wasn't real happy about the way things were going. New England's Golden Boy QB was openly screaming at teammates, clearly frustrated by his team's red zone failures and general inability so far this season to get into sync.

"I think I was just really into it," Brady would say later, by way of denial-drenched explanation. "Just trying to keep everybody focused. Football is a team game, and it's about everybody being on the same page."
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Week 3 Tecmo Bowl Preview: Falcons Rout Patriots

Bad news, New England fans. The fine folks at Tecmo Super Bowl Repository have the Week 3 Falcons-Patriots game (all 10 minutes, 24 seconds of it) Tecmo-nized and the results are, well, humbling.

(For the tech geeks interested in how they managed to update the old-school Tecmo with new-school rosters, knock yourself out. For the rest of you, just enjoy the fact that the Patriots lost again, even if it's make believe.)

Patriots Lose, Everybody Takes Opportunity to Call Out Randy Moss

The 2009 Patriots look nothing like the Bill Belichick and Scott Pioli creations that dominated the league for most of this decade. Tom Brady's reconstructed knee has something to do with that, but the complete lack of a defense hasn't helped much, either. Especially in the second half.

"This was a problem against the Bills and an insurmountable one against the Jets, who rang up 197 yards and 13 points in the second half to 57 yards and a field goal in the first. Worse, the first two quarterbacks they've faced, Trent Edwards and rookie Mark Sanchez, finished with passer ratings of 114.1 and 101.1. It is unlikely the last game either plays this season will be the Pro Bowl."

That was Ron Borges, who has made a living panning Belichick and the organization, even as they reeled off three Super Bowls in four years. But he actually makes a good point here (hey, it happens). Of course, no Borges column would be complete without getting in a few shots, and this time he targets Randy Moss.

Tom Brady, Gisele Sued for Alleged Shooting at Their Wedding

Tom Brady is back, folks. And, no, I don't mean in terms of football -- it was pretty clear he's still struggling to regain his form on the field (although some fantasy experts will wisely tell you to buy low on him). No, I mean that he's back in our sweet, sweet, TMZ-enriched lives.

What for this time? Why, it involves his wedding with Gisele, of course. Except now it's not all about pretty dresses and flowers and love-making and whatnot. No, now it's about shutting down someone's photo shoot with bodyguards ... who were packing heat and allegedly squeezed off a few rounds at said photographers.

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