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Tony Parker and Eva Longoria got married again today, and all your favorite Spurs/French ballers were in attendance... even San Antonio coach Gregg Popovich.

Pop couldn't be bothered to shave, though, as you'll see in the picture to the right. He also looks a bit angry, per usual. Did Tony forget to hedge on that nasty screen William H. Macy threw on groomsman Ronnie Turiaf? We may never know.

One thing I will bet on, though: Pop is going to straight POUND some Bordeaux at the reception.

Previously:
Tony & Eva Got Hitched

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The most universally beloved couple in the National Basketball Association -- Finals MVP Tony Parker and actress Eva Longoria -- officially tied the knot in Paris today.

Matt Ufford of With Leather -- a huge Eva fan -- wishes the couple well much more eloquently than I ever could:

Spurs guard Tony Parker and shape-shifting demon Eva Longoria were married in a civil ceremony in Paris today, fulfilling Step 1 in Satan's plan to flip the gender roles in his remake of Rosemary's Baby.

We are all deeply saddened this favorite storyline of ours from the last three years is finally coming to its end. Many thanks to ABC and ESPN for bringing us into Tony & Eva's lives for the past three years, distracting us from those boring Spurs games. But at least we have one more weekend of fun: The glitzy wedding is scheduled for tomorrow. Check out the gallery for an idea of which familiar faces will be in attendance.
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