If the Internet was ever going to crash and burn, it might be now, because of the following two (well, three) words meeting in the same sentence: Travis Parrott, an American doubles player, has taken to Twitter to deny the reports that he has swine flu. All he needed to work in was Michael Jackson, Iran and Follow Friday, and it would be the equivalent of hitting for the cycle in current events.Here is the deal. The Daily Mail reported that Parrott, along with three other doubles players, were believed to have swine flu (it's baaaack). Problem is, Parrott has a Twitter page, and has treated the news like someone who has been falsely accused of having an STD.
