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Home Delivery: Kevin Martin -- In or Out?

Kevin MartinHome Delivery is your morning roundup of last night's action in the NBA from a fantasy perspective.

The biggest story to come out of the NBA last evening was without a doubt the news out of Sacramento, as we learned that Kevin Martin may miss the next six-to-eight weeks with a broken wrist. A tough break, considering that Martin was ranked third overall in standard, eight-category leagues.

There have been some reports that Martin might try and play through the injury, but we need to assess the situation in Sacramento from a fantasy perspective should the Kings be without Kevin Martin. You can disregard Desmond Mason now that he is longer a King, and with Andres Nocioni facing a possible suspension after being arrested for driving under the influence his role might redefined.

The rest of the team? Go young or go home.

Wallace Matthews Is Done With the Demon Baseball

Steroids are bad. If there is anything the hackneyed newspaper columnists of the world would like get across to you, the fan, it's that: Steroids are bad, the people who took them are evil (rather than flawed but ultimately normal people), and everyone who allowed them to pollute the previously incorruptible national pastime deserves to, I don't know, be flogged or something. Steroid anger is a particularly silly, and yet finely distilled, brand.

Wallace Matthews Is Extremely, Extremely Dissapointed in Miley Cyrus


The above photo may or may not be worse than statutory rape.

It's not easy to take a contrarian stance. That is, it's easy to seek one out, but extremely difficult to execute properly. If you do pull it off, +1,000 points to you, good sir. If you fail, you look ten times worse for the effort.

So it is with great sadness that the honorable rubes of FanHouse -- actually, just me -- inform dear Wallace Matthews that the whole defending statutory rape thing is one of those contrarian arguments best left unargued:

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