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Wallace Matthews Is Done With the Demon Baseball

Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 3:37PM by Eamonn Brennan (author feed)
Filed under: Yankees, AL East, MLB Fans, MLB Media Watch

2 COMMENTS

Steroids are bad. If there is anything the hackneyed newspaper columnists of the world would like get across to you, the fan, it's that: Steroids are bad, the people who took them are evil (rather than flawed but ultimately normal people), and everyone who allowed them to pollute the previously incorruptible national pastime deserves to, I don't know, be flogged or something. Steroid anger is a particularly silly, and yet finely distilled, brand.

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Wallace Matthews Is Extremely, Extremely Dissapointed in Miley Cyrus

Posted: Apr 28th 2008 10:36PM by Eamonn Brennan (author feed)
Filed under: MLB Gossip, MLB Media Watch, MLB Rumors

9 COMMENTS

The above photo may or may not be worse than statutory rape.

It's not easy to take a contrarian stance. That is, it's easy to seek one out, but extremely difficult to execute properly. If you do pull it off, +1,000 points to you, good sir. If you fail, you look ten times worse for the effort.

So it is with great sadness that the honorable rubes of FanHouse -- actually, just me -- inform dear Wallace Matthews that the whole defending statutory rape thing is one of those contrarian arguments best left unargued:

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