
The Browns returned to Cleveland in 1999, but they have been a perennial expansion team ever since. For some reason, 2009 seems worse than previous seasons. Maybe it's Eric Mangini's blinding incompetence, or the fact that Brady Quinn is to the quarterback position what JaMarcus Russell is to the quarterback position.
Whatever, the organization that continually strives for mediocrity continues to fall woefully short. Which is why we've decided to distract ourselves from the putridity by creating a roster of non-football-playing professional athletes who would immediately make the Browns better. That's not hyperbole.
Footprints in the Snow
Long considered one of the worst defensive shortstops in baseball by those in sabermetric circles,
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Poppin' out of the box scores and right into your cubicle, the 
Starting Five
Poppin' out the box scores and right into your cubicle, the
SEATTLE -- Given that the Mariners have struggled mightily offensively, the signing of No. 2 pick
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