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Consult the film Major League or just ask me ... sometimes it rules being a fan of the Cleveland Indians. Last night's game and bare knuckles brawl with the Tigers was a great example of that. If you didn't see what went down, please visit our good friends at WaitingForNextYear for a video recap.

The minute it happened I signed onto AIM and told fellow Dugoutist Jon Bois about what was going down. His comments sum it up as well as I could hope to: "Gary Sheffield is like Barry Bonds Jr., and if I can't see somebody beating up Barry Bonds at least I can see this."

Tonight's Dugout is after the jump. /pumps fist

Don't believe his lies. Ketchup is 1000% Rudo.

Earlier this afternoon we began our two part exposé on the Cleveland Indians with 10 Little Indians Part 1, a literate essay regarding the damage and anguish these athletes put their bodies and families through to entertain us. No longer just the national pastime, baseball can not be enjoyed on any reasonable level and must be deconstructed minute-by-minute to absorb and exploit any minutia hoping to escape unsaberly-metricked.

After the jump, part 2 of 2. While you're waiting for it to load, please buy The Dugout brand t-shirts. All proceeds go toward serious journalism.