Luis Gonzalez is forty years old and will spend his 2008 season with the Florida Marlins, a team whose combined age does not equal forty. I think the oldest player on that team is Billy Marlin, and I think he was supposed to be "born" when he debuted. There isn't much to say that hasn't already been said on Fanhouse, but I'd like to add "Jeffrey Loria is running his team like a SimCity game he's tired of, so now he's just going to put in a bunch of combustible elements and watch with mild glee as Bowser tramples Florida."
I think he just wanted a guy who'd been a corn maze. You trade the Gonzo, you trade ya bongos, after the jump.
