Last night, as I'm sure you saw, the Rays' B.J. Upton beat out an infield hit, stole second, stole third, and then scored on the subsequent wild throw to tie the game.
He wasn't done. This morning, I woke up to find that he had updated my voting registration, de-fragmented my hard drive, and re-arranged my living room furniture. Thanks, Mr. Upton! You think of everything!