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The White Sox experienced an awful Thursday. They were beaten 20-1, their most lopsided loss in history, by the Twins. Worse, their plans to acquire one of the best pitchers in baseball, Jake Peavy, were dashed. Things were so bad that I felt it appropriate to post a picture of a non-smiling Jim Thome. It took me a while to dig one up.

Friday's Dugout, specifically engineered to draw the ire of White Sox fans, is after the jump.

Great, now we're getting to that point in the offseason where every news update is about how the Yankees are "interested in" the big free agents and how some guy from some network interviewed them and they totally said they'd love to play for the Yankees, and on and on and blah blah blah. We've been doing this comic long enough to know the two great truths about the Yankees, and they are presented to you in chatroom form below.

Have the Yankees considered getting new uniforms? It works for everybody else. Maybe they can get a mascot. Make him a vague, shaggy grey thing named "OPS the Dog!"

Tonight's giant-sized Dugout is after the jump.

Bud Black is a man of his word. When Bud Black makes a promise, he's damn well going to keep it. Think the Padres are spending another late October on the couch? Think again.

To better understand the last slice of today's Dugout, after the jump, you may want to check out yesterday's Dugout first. Not that you won't be any less confused.