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I want to see Peter Gammons interview Chris Brown.

Gammons: "Chris, you beat the crap out of your girlfriend, put her in the hospital, and bit her on the arm. Was it hard filming those Doublemint Gum commercials?"

Brown: "It has been a difficult time for all of us" etc.

Anyway, nothing we could write would be as easy-going and predictable as the actual Gammons/Rodriguez interview, so tonight's Dugout is just me copy and pasting text from the transcript into the field next to the images. Just try to picture Pete gnawing on his upper lip like he does while you read.

The great thing about steroids is that they give us fun twice over: first, when we watch their abusers hit towering home runs; second, when we get to vilify said abusers.

Incidentally, the name of our own Kyle Farnsworth was one of the many irresponsibly thrown around by the media in the hours before the conference, and while it doesn't prove whether or not he used steroids, we're glad he isn't in the report.

Today's Dugout features four short stories chronicling this momentous day and the brave souls who lived it. You can read it after the jump.