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The Dugout: Bud Selig Has Always Been at War With Eastasia


Mr. Bud Selig! Sir! If you are unable to hear a reporter's question, simply state calmly that you are unable to hear them. If you continue to cup your ear and go NYAH?, bloggers such as myself will continue to use these images of you!

As previously reported, the commissioner's newest idea is to amend baseball's home run record list so that Hank Aaron is reinstated as the all-time leader. Aaron calls him dumb in today's Dugout, after the jump.

The Dugout: Grady Sizemore Joins the Club

Grady Sizemore, this is your year. You have hit 30 home runs and stolen 30 bases in a single season, joining an exclusive club that boasts Hall of Fame five-tool legends such as Dante Bichette and Raul Mondesi. You have achieved a statistical milestone celebrated not in the spirit of objective productivity, but of numerical romance. Oh, baseball, what frivolity can't you worship?

Today's Dugout is after the jump.

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