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The Oft-Injured Dugout

This handsome devil, former Vice President Dick Cheney pitcher Erik Bedard, is on the disabled list again, this time because of inflammation in his left shoulder. Wikipedia tells me that about half of the letters in Erik Bedard's name are supposed to have accent marks over them, but I don't know how to put an accent over a capital E. The Mariners are hanging in there in the AL West and even closer to a Wild Card, so losing one of their top pitchers right here in the middle of the season when they can't use him or trade him is tough.

Tonight's Dugout deals with this important talking point and others (for example, "why does Don Wakamatsu's face look like that in his photo day picture, I mean were they shining a light in his face or what"), after the jump.

Spring Dugz: Seattle Mariners

Things you will not see in the Spring Training Dugout for the Seattle Mariners include:
  • Jokes about Starbucks
  • Jokes about rain/rainfall
  • Jokes about grunge style music
  • Mario showing up and ending folks
Things you will see in the Spring Training Dugout for the Seattle Mariners include:
  • Erik Bedard (frown)
  • probably that joke about the The Rime of the Ancient Mariner that we've used for like four years
  • everything else you see after the jump

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